1.Your real name: Johnny
2.What friends call you: Chonny Tok
3.What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you:i no more bf of gf....T.T
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Mr.MaFia
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Slow PoKe
b.goose: UncleTooKen c. pirate:wtf...
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Wah-Bah-FieT
8. What would you name your kids?: JennaDia...^.^
9. What would you name a ship you built?: TiTanic Jr.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: 101 Wayz To BeCum a Good MaFia Like Me ^-^
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: NoPe
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: iDkz...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: NoPe
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: NoPe
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: NoPe
16. Nearly drowned?: yah aT jonE Phan PooL!!! Cuz oF FUken MiKcol!
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody: ^.^...waTchu Tink
19. Been stuck in the rain?: NoPe
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yah From a squiral
21. Caught people having sex?: Does Dogz CounT?
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Yes...Bang into da tree n my insurce went up...
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: NoPe
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: no...ur still not dead
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... about sex
27. I'm only racist towards... NoN-AzN
28. I don't even know why I'm..still So God Dam shoRt
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... TiLa NguyEn
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... go kumon
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... a car
32. It's hot. I should take off my... youR CloThes
33. It's always more fun if we...all masterbate together
34. You can't eat steak without... Pepsi
35. You better shut up before I... i go Super Saiyen n.n
36. I really like you and everything but... i hate yooh
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: blow his brain wit my 9mm gun
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: LeT Dem Have it..it's only a scooter
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: LeT Dem BiTe me so i beCome SpiDer Man >.<
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: point it at sum1
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: wats oral herpes
42. You had three wishes?: Wish Dat u'll die....Find my Golden buton....Get To FUk Tila Nguyen
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: STealin is noT a Crime! n Walkin is Illegal
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Ask of her number
45. You had a time machine?: go to july 16...to see wat happen tmorrow
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: watch Friends ^.^
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see the future
50. Would you rather be really ugly, or really wrinkled?: Really ugly =P
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: stuck in a box so i can be Johnny in a box!!!! Weeee!!!!
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: um Drama..u get to kiss alot ^.^
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: roCk ViDeo
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feburary 29 Becuz it's da month oF Love :p
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Sewer cuz MuTan liVe Down durr
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: idkz
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja...
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: NiGgRo Plz
60. Driver: RiCk Jame
61. Yoga: iDioTz who MOvez Really slow
62. Bakery: cookie
63. Roach: Moooooo!
64. Mushroom: weaz papa smurf
65. Sprung: wah?!
66. Exotic: DANCER
67. Pythagorean: Nerd
Miscellaneous<- Hey isn't vivian Sn Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: wen u fuk alot
69. List 3 clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Dum,STupid,ReTarded
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: BaT Man
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: Brian Kim
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Da king cuz he has da Queen ^.^
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: D...Danny Yu!!!!
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: ToLd Me Dey Love Me..BUT DEY DIDN'T!!!
What Is Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": high 5*
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": Du ma mai
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": no Cali is...Home oF da VieTz
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": ur Smart ^.^
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": no...Alcohol is good
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": ur Stupid ^.^
81. "Music is stupid.": HiGh 5!!
82. "Your car sucks.": sorry yah i only can afford a scooter.
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